Friday, July 18, 2008

Ladies First


Ever since I was old enough to comprehend the nature of sexual dynamics in modern society--around five or six years of age--I decided that boys seemed to ruin most everything.
Apparently others out there agree. In light of this enduring fact, some radical women are putting on a women-only race tomorrow. While I must miss the festivities to "work" at the shop, for this event I gave a few bags to sponsor, including one with a meticulously crafted appliqué of an anatomically precise uterus. For those of you less scientifically savvy, the uterus is the moon-goddess organ seated in the depths of the abdominal pan's labyrinthine cavity, and is the source of our carnal power.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I applaud that pouch with its perfect aggrandissement of the female organ as a fitting counterweight to the male animal's sock-in-the-pants gambit. (sound of lauds in background) Bravo!

Meredith said...

I really like this one. Hooray!

Also- I hope you are well.

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